The Hitchhiker's Guide to High School

We took GL to New Student Orientation. We weren't sure what to expect going in and afterward, we weren't sure what he'd got out of it. So we asked him what he'd learned. He said, "The most important rule in high school is "Don't Panic!"

Regrets

I stole this from What Sweeter Music, where it had been posted by Abbi, who had naturally stolen it from Someplace Else.

”That is really amazing,” he said. ”That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it.”


MAN IN BLACK: Let me explain...
VIZZINI: There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.

If you like this, you'll love despair.com.