Sunday, January 30, 2011

Wow! Another Award!


Kathleen at Autismherd just gave me an award. Here are the rules:


"1. You must proudly display the absolutely disgusting graphic that I have created for these purposes. It's so bad that not only did I use COMIC SANS, but there's even a little jumping, celebrating kitten down there at the bottom. It's horrifying! But its presence in your award celebration is crucial to the memetastic process we're creating here.

2. You must list 5 things about yourself, and 4 of them must be bold-faced lies. Just make stuff up, we'll never know; one of them has to be true, though. Of course, nobody will ever know the difference, so we're just on the honor system here. I trust you.

3. You must pass this award on to 5 bloggers that you either like or don't like or don't really have much of an opinion about. I don't care who you pick, and nobody needs to know why. I mean, you can give a reason if you want, but I don't really care.

4. If you fail to follow any of the above rules, I will harass you incessantly until you either block me on Twitter or ban my IP address from visiting your blog. I don't know if you can actually do that last thing, but I will become so annoying to you that you will actually go out and hire an IT professional to train you on how to ban IP addresses just so that I'll leave you alone. I'm serious. I'm going to do these things."

Okaaayy... since the picture was so nauseatingly cute:

1. I once lit a firecracker to see if I could cut the fuse with scissors before it exploded the way they do in cartoons. That's how I learned the difference between slow match and quick match fuses.
2. Once, when I turned on a lamp and it didn't light, I put my hand in the socket to see if the bulb was there. It wasn't.
3. I built an electric motor for a science fair project that was supposed to run on 12 volts d.c. It didn't work, so my dad suggested hooking it up to 120 volts a.c. It exploded.
4. I used to ride on the trunk of my dad's car while he did doughnuts in the church parking lot.
5. I scored over 150 on an I.Q. test.

I'll pass this on to Basic InstructionsGreat White SnarkWhat Sweeter MusicSnippets 'N Stuff, and Nobody Wants to See Your Booty.

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7 Comments:

Blogger Big Daddy Autism said...

Somehow, numbers 1 - 4 don't jibe with number 5. Which means the obvious answer is number 5. So, I'm going with number 3.

January 30, 2011 at 9:42 PM  
Blogger dluvscoke said...

Wow! I'm guessing #4??

Thank you for passing on the award, but I've already had it :) You can find my post, titled
Big-Headed, on the Memetastic link if you'd like to read it.

January 31, 2011 at 9:10 AM  
Blogger Daniel "Captain" Kirk said...

Whoops, I missed that one! I'm behind on reading my blogs.

Enjoying people's guesses, though!

January 31, 2011 at 9:38 AM  
Blogger Bob Wingate said...

Number 1 sounds like something I would have done.

I didn't, though.

January 31, 2011 at 9:24 PM  
Blogger kathleen said...

hhmmm....lets see..I like number 4. Did your dad know that you were in the trunk? This was for fun right? You know with the whole "Tiger Mother" book coming out I question everything..;0

February 1, 2011 at 6:41 AM  
Blogger Daniel "Captain" Kirk said...

That was on the trunk. Outside. It was fun until I fell off and grabbed the antenna, which snapped off.

February 1, 2011 at 9:56 AM  
Blogger Mama Bear said...

All you folks have me laughing my butt off. I know this guy, he can't follow rules for anything. I also know that ALL of his five items are true.

February 1, 2011 at 1:40 PM  

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