Wow! Another Award!

Kathleen at Autismherd just gave me an award. Here are the rules:


"1. You must proudly display the absolutely disgusting graphic that I have created for these purposes. It's so bad that not only did I use COMIC SANS, but there's even a little jumping, celebrating kitten down there at the bottom. It's horrifying! But its presence in your award celebration is crucial to the memetastic process we're creating here.

2. You must list 5 things about yourself, and 4 of them must be bold-faced lies. Just make stuff up, we'll never know; one of them has to be true, though. Of course, nobody will ever know the difference, so we're just on the honor system here. I trust you.

3. You must pass this award on to 5 bloggers that you either like or don't like or don't really have much of an opinion about. I don't care who you pick, and nobody needs to know why. I mean, you can give a reason if you want, but I don't really care.

4. If you fail to follow any of the above rules, I will harass you incessantly until you either block me on Twitter or ban my IP address from visiting your blog. I don't know if you can actually do that last thing, but I will become so annoying to you that you will actually go out and hire an IT professional to train you on how to ban IP addresses just so that I'll leave you alone. I'm serious. I'm going to do these things."

Okaaayy... since the picture was so nauseatingly cute:

1. I once lit a firecracker to see if I could cut the fuse with scissors before it exploded the way they do in cartoons. That's how I learned the difference between slow match and quick match fuses.
2. Once, when I turned on a lamp and it didn't light, I put my hand in the socket to see if the bulb was there. It wasn't.
3. I built an electric motor for a science fair project that was supposed to run on 12 volts d.c. It didn't work, so my dad suggested hooking it up to 120 volts a.c. It exploded.
4. I used to ride on the trunk of my dad's car while he did doughnuts in the church parking lot.
5. I scored over 150 on an I.Q. test.

I'll pass this on to Basic Instructions, Great White Snark, What Sweeter Music, Snippets 'N Stuff, and Nobody Wants to See Your Booty.